Character Surgery


Wazzzz up with being persnickety

Perhaps confused with your dignity

Current events make you snippety

But the paper dolls want credit to fix

And be part of the wannabe mix

Quite obviously a nix nix

Can’t be accused of being two-faced

No character lines to erase

Flimsy personality in typeface

Oh twiddle sticks and pick up sticks

Let the hoi polloi scold the lazy susan

For wantonly rotate mass confusion

Offered options even though unproven

It’s time we raised the bar

Oh no, not by buying a new car

Or raising your glass in har de har

Keep in mind those in despair

Give a hand with intent to share

It’s only fair you show you care




Written by Millionaire’s Digest Staff Member and Author: Franci Hoffman

Founder & Owner of BrewNSpew and ThusNSuch

Millionaire’s Digest Staff Team, Author, Successful Living Writer

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