15 Funny Fitness Quotes

Written by Millionaire’s Digest Team Member: Mike Dang

Founder & Owner of: Gym Motivation Quote

Millionaire’s Digest Team, Contributor, Health & Fitness Writer

Hi there Millionaire’s Digest readers! For my first guest post, I’d like to try and bring a smile to your day! This probably won’t get you to the gym, but it’ll certainly make you chuckle. Here’s 15 of the funniest fitness quotes.

“I tried exercise but found I was allergic to it – my skin flushed, my heart raced, I got sweaty, short of breath. Very very dangerous.”
– Anonymous

“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happier with buns of cinnamon.”
– Ellen DeGeneres

“The most annoying people are those in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like ‘What are you doing here? You’re done.”
– Jim Gaffigan

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
– David Lee Roth

“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.”
– Franklin P. Jones

“I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.”
– Fred Allen

“The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.”
– Robert M. Hutchins

“If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.”
– Joey Adams

“I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.”
– Anonymous

“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
– Joan Rivers

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”
– Milton Berle

“Hi I’m the Fitness Fairy. I just sprinkled motivation dust on you. Now go and move your ass, this stuff is expensive.”
– Anonymous

“The word ‘aerobics’ came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it “Jumping Up and Down.””
– Rita Rudner

“I have to exercise in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.”
– Marsha Doble

There it is, 15 of the funniest fitness quotes. If you actually want to get motivated to go to the gym, head over to my blog Gymmotivationquote.com, it’ll surely give you a boost.

Have you got any others which should be on this list? Let me know in the comments!

Article Credits: Mike Dang

Millionaire’s Digest Team, Contributor

(For Healthy Living, Inspirational Bloggers & More)
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    savingshards 1 year ago

    Great way to start my morning!!! Think I’ll go walk…or not… 🙂

  2. Michael Dang

    Gotta give Erma Some Love..it did make me chuckle..

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    Soumyajit 1 year ago

    Half of the people I meet don’t need to learn what to do, but what to stop doing.Stop making those bullshit excuses buddy, these excuses aren’t going to take you anywhere. A real man never makes an excuse; instead, he takes a responsibility for the prevailing circumstances.

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      Mike 1 year ago

      I get your point, sometimes it’s a hard truth to take that we’re responsible for our failures.

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    misanthropic 1 year ago

    Lol😂so funny.
    Btw nice post👍

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    miss_ananya 1 year ago

    😂😂😂😂 really funny

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    miss_ananya 1 year ago

    I HAVE to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing! 😂😂😂

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    williwash 1 year ago

    Reblogged this on WilliWash.

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    williwash 1 year ago

    Nice…Joan Rivers classic.

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    Our Mixed Box 1 year ago


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